Dear you,
just because your gf realized who you really are and broke up with you does not mean you can come crawling back to me and expect me to like you. Do i look like a fuckin rebound chick to you? get the fuck outta here.
chipotle is sex in burrito form.
Lol typical convo at the dinner table
Sarah:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LETS LEGALIZE MARIJUANA.
Daddy: Lol *shakes head*
Mommy: why? u smoke marijuana…
Sarah: yes all the time.
Mommy: oh shut up you stupid little piece of bread.
Sarah: HAAHHA U CALLED ME A PIECE OF BREAD?!?! THAT HURT.
Daddy: Sarah, your mother meant BRATTT.
Mommy: yeah thats what i meant, wait whats the word?
Daddy: Brat.
Mommy: oh yeah brat, thats what i meant. what does that mean?
Daddy: A bad bad boy.
Sarah: WTF NO LMAOLMAOLMAO ajsdhakj ahaaaaaaaaaaa jizz.
i love having foreign parents.
“I didn’t want you to know i let you down.”
ahh just found out the biggest role model in my life smoked weed and was on acid like once. they dont do it anymore. and its not a big deal but ahhh. i just feel like my whole life ive been like “nah sarah you dont have to put yourself through drugs and shit, you dont even have to try that because look at ****** hes a perfect example of someone who stayed true to themselves and didnt do that ever” but now im wrong.
